Zuhair Murad | Spring-Summer 2013 | Part II
the second and third onnnnneess
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Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
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the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
I AM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I’d get this just so I could give people penis candles for their birthdaysI would turn everything in my house into a dildo.
I’m so upset right now
what happens if i put someones actual willy in it
will it turn it into the perfect willy specimenI’m assuming you’d turn your steak into ground beef
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can we talk about how mark ruffalo is basically the embodiment of the hot professor aesthetic
wowowowowo
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Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat
oh my god I love this man
I elect George Takei as Emperor of America.
A+
five hundred awards to you sir
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
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